GO-TO-MARKET TIPS OF THE WEEK:
Don’t send SMS on the hour if you’re trying to time your comms.
11:59am instead of 12:00pm. Everyone who sends at 12:00pm will be behind you, waiting their turn. Postscript reminded me of this trick and it made all the difference.
MEME OF THE WEEK:

ADDED TO MY WISHLIST THIS WEEK
🦌: 1 of the purses I texted Daniel.
🕯️: Still my favorite hand sanitizer.
🍨: PANICKING that it’s almost April. I will truly miss the March flavors.
BRAND OF THE WEEK:
Primally Pure: I’ve never heard of this brand, nor this practice. I’ve now known about both for about 30 seconds – and I think I’m going to buy it.
I clicked into the profile from the ad and they have 466k followers and 16 people I follow follow them. I didn’t see that coming, but it’s just about all the proof I need.
I guess I’ll be a biohacker now, and while I have you, build your audience and remember that people really do actually value your follower count.
P.S. BOOST YOUR POSTS FOR PROFILE VISITS. 🦶

WEBSITE OF THE WEEK:
Dr. Diamond’s Medicine: Because I’ve never seen one-time purchase written as Single Dose before and I think its both effective at making subscription the star while staying on-brand.

AU REVOIR
I read that 50% of people want to be Severed. I think that’s CRAZY but I did have a bad day sooooo.
Would you????