🍀 RETAIL v. DTC

GO-TO-MARKET TIPS OF THE WEEK: 

Don’t use generic FAQ’s on your PDPs. Each and every PDP should have specialized FAQ’s ABOUT THAT PRODUCT.

4 is great.

Link out to the full FAQ page at the bottom of that module. We’re not allowed to phone these home and we’re not allowed to not have any on the page. Forbidden. 

MEME OF THE WEEK

ADDED TO MY WISHLIST THIS WEEK

🦞: I’m considering it. Sporty, I know.

🎣: I’m considering it.

🦞: They had me at hydrate and depuff. Will try when I run out of my current. 

🎣: More of the good stuff. Don’t let this and the Sweetgreen fool you. I’m buying these to put in it.

🦞: It says all ages, and people rave. Like die-hard.

🎣: DO NOT LET ME DO IT. 

BRAND OF THE WEEK:

Loftie: After a year of deep consideration, I did it. I bought 2. It helps that the overhead lighting in my room is florescent and really, really alarming to me.

But still, they got me and I even allowed this: Pre-order – Lamp ships by 3/31

I pre-ordered!!! On what planet does Ari Murray pre-order! I’m against it on a professional level. But, again, the florescent lighting really broke me down and I’ve been living in it for 3 months so what’s 2 weeks?

If it doesn’t ship in time though, I’ll report back. 3/31 is the deadline, Loftie!! 

WEBSITE OF THE WEEK:

The Go-To: I like this hero trio. Does the Mother’s Day feature feel too early, even for me? Yes, but it’s okay. It’s a trio. I clicked into the other 2. 

Below, find my screenshot of hero homepage 1. 

Below, find the gif I made of me moving through the hero carousel.

*It’s grainy because my ESP only allows files to be so big and just click to to experience it?

AU REVOIR

2 questions for you.

1. Do you have a creatine of choice??? What are we into these days? 

2. Private Eye or Margaux???